Yesterday’s News

I am an addict of the news flash items on MSN,

I find myself checking again and again,

Fulfilling a need to be in the know and updated,

For a nosy cow like myself it’s a source understated,

Take yesterday for instance, juicy pieces for all,

How dare Kate wear the same shoes to more than one ball,

And Prime Minister Cameron forgot his daughter in a pub,

I wonder if he thought he could get away with a sub,

Lady Gaga on stage concussed by a pole in her show,

Instead of lying still carried on starring despite the blow,

Madonna causing havoc in Turkey showing too much skin,

Don’t expect another invitation from the Turkish moslem kin,

Over fifty illegal Africans were arrested to be deported,

The problem of the hundred thousand illegals easily sorted,

And oh yes another massacre in Syria not so far away,

But that’s not really news, because it happens every day,

A five year old treated for cancer with a battalion of drugs,

When all she had was a skin infection caused by common bugs,

A model getting married as if we really care,

In secret because she doesn’t like it when people stare,

And oh yes another massacre in Syria not so far away,

But that’s not really news, because it happens every day.

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